it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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