I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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