Kiss
Puke
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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