apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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