Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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