Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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