Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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