Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
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Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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