some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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