I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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