Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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