I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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