Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
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Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
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You're a waste of cheezeits
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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