Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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