Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
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She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
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That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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