Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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