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I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
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Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
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Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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