My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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