it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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