I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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