The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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