I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Randomize
