Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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