The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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