I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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