i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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