yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
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