k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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