My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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