remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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