Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
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its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
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I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
If I die, sorry about rent.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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