They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
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He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
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I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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