he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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