I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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