I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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