You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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