Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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