I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
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