He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Randomize
