The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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