Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
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what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
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I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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