So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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