i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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