"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
And then he peed in my hair
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