Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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