I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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