Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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