Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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