Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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