We're like a lot better than the average bears
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
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Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
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I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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