do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
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