that's an acceptable place to lick
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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