When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I want her autograph on my taint
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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