Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
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I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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