check it out our google latitudes are spooning
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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