hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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