I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
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Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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